Classic Smileys

:-)

Humor

:/)

Not funny

;-)

Sardonic incredulity

:-"

Pursing lips

:-v

Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side

:-V

Shout

<:-O

Eeek!

:-*

Oooops (covering mouth with hand)

:-D

Said with a smile

:-P

Tongue sticking (Thanks to riviera for the translation)

:-O

Shouting

:-#

Censored

:~i

Smoking

:~j

Smoking and smiling

:/i

No smoking

:-x

Kiss kiss

:-(

Unhappy

:-c

Real unhappy

:-D

Big smile, laugh

Funny Smileys

:-) )-:

Masking theatrical comments

:<)

For those with hairy lips

:<)=

For those with beards too

'-)

Wink

P-)

Pirate

:-w

Speak with forked tongue

:-W

Shout with forked tongue

:-r

Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)

:-f

Smirks

:-1

Smirks

:-T

Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)

:-I

It's something, but I don't know what....

:->

Alternate happy face

:-C

Unbelieving (jaw dropped)

:-<

Forlorn

:-B

Drooling (or overbite)

:-|

Disgusted

:-?

Licking your lips

<:>==

A turkey emoticon

:-) :-) :-)

Loud guffaw

:-J

Tongue-in-cheek comments

:-8

Talking out both sides of your mouth

(:-)

Msgs dealing with bicycle helmets

<:-)

For dumb questions

o=

A burning candle for flames

-=

A doused candle to end a flame

OO

Headlights on msg

8-)

Same as previous; also used to denote wide-eyed look

#:-)

Done by someone with sort of matted hair

:-o

"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)

#:-o

Same as previous

|-(

Late night messages

(:<)

Message concerning blabber mouths

?-(

Message about people with a black eye

*:*

Message about fuzzy things

*:**

Message about fuzzy things with fuzzy mustaches

(:-|K-

Formal message.

||*(

Handshake offered

||*)

Handshake accepted

<&&>

Message concerning rubber chickens

(-_-)

Secret smile

<{:-)}

Message in a bottle...

<:-)<<|

Message from a space rocket...

(:-...

Heart-breaking message...

:-)=--

Man with tie

:-8

Man with bow tie

:-()

I stubbed my toe

:-( )

You stepped on my toe

:-( )

You backed your car over my toe

:-X

My lips are sealed

:-C

Really bummed out

[:-)

Wearing a Walkman

:-))

Double chin

:-!

Bronx cheer

:-7

Smokes a pipe

%-|

Been working all night

::-)

Wears glasses

:-{)

Has a mustache

}:-(

Bull headed

:-#

Wears braces

:-&

Tongue-tied

:-@

I swear

People Smileys

P-)

Pirate

:-{

Count Dracula

=|:-)=

Uncle Sam

7:)

Reagan

:*)

Clowning around

:_)

I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of join

B-)

Smiling and wearing glasses or sunglasses (or from Batman)

:^)

Messages teasing people about their noses

:-{#}

Messages teasing people about their braces

(:-$

Message indicating person is ill...

(:-&

Message indicating person is angry...

(:-(

Message indicating person is VERY sad...

(:^(

Message concerning people with broken noses

:-(=)

Message about people with big teeth

&:-)

Message from a person with curly hair

%-)

Message about people with broken glasses

+<:-|

Message from a monk/nun...

{0-)

Message from cyclops...

>< ><

Message about/to someone wearing argyle socks

2B|^2B

Message about Shakespeare

<<<<(:-)

Message from a hat sales-man...

C:#

Football Player

:_(

Vincent Van Gogh

:-C

Really bummed out

C=:-)

Chef

*<:-)

Santa Claus

:-O

Mr Bill

*:o)

Bozo

:-?

Sherlock Holmes with calabash

C|:-=

Charlie Chaplin

=|:-)=

Abe lincoln